Dear Awkwardness,

Why do you have to sneak up on me like that? I'm just so exhausted from this busy week and I was really embarrassed that I showed up late to a class wearing pajamas, complete with fuzzy slippers and my glasses. It would have been okay except my professor pulled me aside to talk to me.

The next time I get offered a job I really want, I would rather not have the conversation start with my teacher saying, "Did you just wake up?"

Sincerely,

Rachel