Dear Awkwardness,

It's been a month since this has happened, but I'm still remembering quite clearly my encounter with you as I got back to school after Spring Break. Next time I decide I need a glass of milk after being gone for two weeks, I would appreciate it if you would warn me to check the expiration date before I chug it. I'm also admiring the timing that our fridge had to break down during that time as well. You might think that I would have noticed the chunks in my milk... but alas. I would never like to taste that "milk" ever again. At least it's good to know that I have a strong stomach, and I'm sure this milk fast has been good for me. I'm going to think twice before ever drinking milk again.

Way to look out for me,

Rachel

Dear Awkwardness,

Good one!  Thanks for being there for me while I taught my last Relief Society lesson in my ward.  But next time I try to abbreviate words while writing on the white board, just leave the word "assistant" alone.  There's no need to abbreviate it to the first three letters...  But I'm sure it was a great way to invite the Spirit.  Oh well, at least I made a lasting impression.

Thanks again,
Nori