Dear Awkwardness,

Remember that time that I was at a friend's house using the bathroom when I discovered that they were out of toilet paper.  And remember how as I was searching through all their cupboards and drawers (grateful that the bathroom was small enough that everything was within reach) that her roommate opened the door (again, I was grateful that the room was small enough that I could push it closed quasi-immediately).  Yeah, that was fun.  Thank goodness for lessons learned in India.

Grateful for handsoap,
Allison