Dear awkwardness,

Remember that time earlier today when you interfered with my phone conversation? What was that about? Not that I have anything against phone interviews, mind you. But that just isn’t the format I would cogently opt for when catching up with an old friend. Also, the way you got me to exclaim “I…AM…AWKWARD” while punctuating my descent down the stairs with three short jumps down the final steps afterwards…well, my roommate enjoyed overhearing that.

Best,
Allison