Dear Awkwardness,

You're really testing my sense of humor. You might call arranging for ldssingles online boy (that I actually liked, but stopped contacting me shortly after the first date) to move into my ward, show up at my house for ward prayer and start flirting with my roommates something of a multiple strike.  I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry or move out of the ward. Well, I guess I can't move out of the ward---You will not conquer me. I will conquer you. But do please tell me how that is done---conquering you and reversing your curse, I mean. Reply mail requested. Please? Please?

Anticipating your response,
Lexie