Dear Awkwardness,

Thanks for joining me just before some friends and I took off from the volleyball game we spectated.  I'll just assume that you showed up when you did because you also wanted to meet the president of the university who was also in attendance.  You probably shook his hand along with the two people on either side of me.  In fact, you were probably the one who caused him to remain completely oblivious to my extended hand--the one that remained outreached over two other people and hung in the air directly in front of him for a few painful seconds before I finally slowly retracted it.  Thanks for giving my roommate a good laugh at least.

Peace out,
Allison