Dear Awkwardness,

This was my favorite of the conversations you contributed to today:

(Girl next to me in my last class of the day as she grabbed a hot pink feather off of my shirt): So I'll take it that you were wearing a bright pink feather boa earlier today.
(Me, looking away and shifting uncomfortably): Um...no.  But I must have worn it the last time I wore this.
(Girl again, looking slightly surprised and embarrassed): Oh.  Sorry.  I was just kidding.  I didn't think you actually did.
(Me, grinning):  Let me know if you'd ever like to borrow it.  I have a white one too.

Your chum,
Allison